One-liner Church Wisdom

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church building.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door again and again.

Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited …until you try to get into their pews.

Some want to serve God, but only as advisers.

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but the fly and mosquito come close.

When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.

Quit griping about the church; if it was perfect you wouldn’t fit in.

Not only are the sins of the father visited upon the children, but nowadays the sins of the children are visited upon the fathers.

To make a long story short, don’t tell it.

If your left hand doesn’t know what your right one is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington.