One-liner Church Wisdom

~People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church building.

~Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door again and again.

~Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited …until you try to get into their pews.

~Some want to serve God, but only as advisers.

~The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but the fly and mosquito come close.

~When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.

~Quit griping about the church; if it was perfect you wouldn’t fit in.

~Not only are the sins of the father visited upon the children, but nowadays the sins of the children are visited upon the fathers.

~To make a long story short, don’t tell it.

~If your left hand doesn’t know what your right one is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington.

~Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

“A merry heart doeth good…” —Proverbs 17:22